Cowboys, Eagles, Annihilation!

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Cowboys - Eagles
Annihilation!!!

"Pam Oliver" of Fox Sports interviewed members of both teams Before the game to get a "feel" of just how each team intended to play the game.

The Dallas Cowboys", she said. "Are coming into this game like it were a Playoff game. They Win, they're in (the playoffs)."

The Philadelphia Eagles on the other hand. Pam Oliver said that "they didn't Care about the playoffs. They just HATE the Cowboys! And that it is with that Hate, that they would play the game."

KICK-OFF!!!

The game starts with the Philadelphia Eagles receiving the Dallas Cowboy kickoff which, went out of bounds giving the Eagles the football on the 40 yd line.

The Philadelphia Eagles however, FUMBLED the ball over to the Dallas Cowboys who went three&out on a Tony Romo Missed pass thrown Behind Patrick Crayton.

Cowboys first possesion: PUNT!

Eagles second possession produced 2 first downs and a Keith Davis injury though the Eagles went on to score the game's first points with a FIELD GOAL for three.

Cowboys second possession resulted in an 8 minute drive, from their own 20, but settling for a field goal and three points. During this drive, we saw Tony Romo spreading the ball around with ground gaining runs from Tashard Choice, and even a Reverse to Terrell Owens for 7 yds. One, two, and a third First Down coming from Marion Barber. Over the middle seventeen yard catch a run by Jason Whitten brings up another first down for the Dallas Cowboys twelfth play of the drive. But then things stutter as WR Roy Williams looked absolutely astonished the ball was thrown to him and didn't even raise his hands to catch it. Patrick Crayton caught the next on over the middle in a crossing route for seven yards. But then Tony went back to Roy Williams who caught it this time, but was tackled Behind the line for a Loss, and the Field Goal Unit.

Philadelphia Eagles 3
Dallas Cowboys 3

2nd Quarter

Eagles: from their thirty, second quarter. Second play of the drive finds Donovan McNabb in trouble, but passing for a 59 yard First Down. Fifth Play, McNabb sneaks into the end zone for a Touch Down!

Philadelphia Eagles 10
Dallas cowboys 3

Cowboys third possession went three&out, with a PUNT!

The Eagles fourth possession, resulted in Donovan McNabb being sacked by Brady James of the Dallas Cowboys, and a Philadelphia Eagles PUNT!

Cowboys fourth: Results in a three and Out, with Tony "Lame-O" Romo under pressure and over-throwing Cowboys WR Roy Williams. PUNT!

Eagles Fifth: Donovan McNabb fires a Bullet into a referee knocking him down. (Note: Looked like a play from The Longest Yard.) Second down, McNabb connects with "Curtis" for a First Down. Another First Down, and a 34 yard pass sets up the Eagles with First and Goal from the three. McNabb to Buckholter, TOUCHDOWN!!!

Philadelphia Eagles 17
Dallas Cowboys 3

(Note: Stadium begins to Quake as the Philadelphia Eagle Fans Go CRAZY!!! ...Why? Because they can Smell it! They can Feel it! Victory is in the Air for the Philadelphia Eagle. And the Dallas Cowboys know it, as they walk off the field with their heads down, and a look of Defeat!)


Cowboys Fifth: But wait! With 1:54 left in the Half, And the Cowboys with a Pacman Jones Kick-off return to the 35 yard line. Tony "Saviour" Romo trots out onto the field with a look of determination. A quick pass to Jason Whitten gives the Cowboys a First Down, and Hope. But then Tony "Lame-O" Romo shows up, and without any pressure at all, throws a VERY questionable pass to WR Roy Williams who, never turned around and seemed to be in a totally different world than Tony Romo throughout the game. The pass was Intercepted.

Eagles: After the interception and a Pacman Jones penalty the Eagles were First & Goal from the Cowboys 14 yard line. Then a Terrence Newman penalty sets up the Eagles with a First & Goal from the 1 yd line and Another TOUCHDOWN!

Philadelphia Eagles 24
Dallas Cowboys 3
(Donovan McNabb now has 2 Touchdown passes, and a TD run.)


Cowboys: Pacman Jones FUMBLES the Eagles Kick-off.

Eagles: With just 5 seconds left in the half, the Philadelphia Eagles have just enough time to kick a Field Goal.


Philadelphia Eagles 27
Dallas Cowboys 3

HALFTIME

Third Quarter: Cowboys Receive.

Cowboys: Romo to Tashard Choice for 11yds and a First Down. Three more FAILED plays, finds the Cowboys with a Fourth and inches. Coach "Wade Phillips" sends out the kicking team but, Tony "FEARLESS LEADER" Romo, waves them off and sneaks the ball over for a first down. The play worked, but we are left wondering just, "Who is in Charge of this team"?

Next play finds Romo in trouble. Lateraling backwards to Jason Whitten, Jason throws a Bomb to Terrell Owens for a 45yd gain and another first down. 1st and 10, Flozel Adams gets his "False Start Penalty" in for the game. 2nd and 10, Tony's in trouble again. Scrabbling, Team Leader "General" Tony Romo, Fumbles the ball. Philadelphia Eagles DB "Chris Clemond" picks up the fumble and runs 73yds for a Philadelphia Eagles TOUCHDOWN!!!


Philadelphia Eagles 34
Dallas Cowboys 3

Again the Cowboys receive the ball. A quick pass out to Terrell Owens draws Boos from the Philadelphia Eagle's fans. A first down run from Marion Barber, then a pass for 35yds to Terrell Owens (who gets even More Boos), and the Cowboys are on the move with a 1st and 10 from about the Philadelphia Eagles 30yd line. The hand-off is to Marion Barber who heads for the End Zone but FUMBLES for ANOTHER Philadelphia Eagles TOUCHDOWN!!!


Philadelphia Eagles 41
Dallas Cowboys 3

Again the Cowboys receive the kick-off. Only this time,

Tony "LOSER" Romo,
FUMBLES AGAIN!!!

Eagles: Recover fumble for a Field Goal.

Philadelphia Eagles 44
Dallas Cowboys 3

With 5:45 Still left in the 3rd quarter, AGAIN the Cowboys receive a Philadelphia Eagle Kick-off. But this time, are only able to go three and OUT... THANK GOD!!!

Philadelphia Eagle Coach Andy Reed still not satisfied, has his team go for another touchdown gaining two first downs but unfortunately, ran out of time as the third quarter Ends.

4th Quarter

Please God, No More.

Eagles: Missed Field Goal
Cowboys: three and Out = PUNT!
Eagles: Keeping it on the ground now, go three and out, and Punt.
Cowboys: Tashard Choice runs for two first downs but then hurts his hand. Then Romo gets SACKED! The Romo throws to an EMPTY Field and is called for intentional Grounding. (Tony Swears there was somebody Open over there.) At any rate, the Dallas Cowboys FAIL in their attempt for a touchdown and have to settle for a Field Goal from 42 yards. Score;

Philadelphia Eagles 44
Dallas Cowboys 6

Finally, Philadelphia Eagle's Coach Andy Reed sends in backup quarterback "Kalb", who takes the Eagles three and out, and Punt.

Cowboys: Realizing the game is OVER! Dallas Cowboy's HEAD coach "Wade Phillips", sends in backup QB "Bolinger" (with Tony "The Man" Romo's permission, of course) to take over the debacle with 5:30 left in the game. From the Eagles own 48yd line, Bolinger goes three downs and is SACKED. ...PUNT!

Eagles: Backup quarterback "Kalb", takes a Knee.

GAME OVER!!!

Philadelphia Eagles 44
Dallas Cowboys 6